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- Not drinking in college was the best decision ever..,,,,
- College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable…,,,,
- The simplest college boy is now familiar with truths for which Archimedes would have given his life…,,,,
- If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you have always got…,,,,
- A college education shows a man how little other people know.
- Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching…,,,,
- What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one’s wrists..,,,,
- I was a D student in high school and on the dean’s list in college…,,,,
- Reading a book and having to re-read the same paragraph over and over because your mind is somewhere else…,,,,
- I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back…,,,,