Funny Status in English

Funny Status in English

• My six pack is precious – protected by a layer of fat…..
• If we get caught, I don’t know you…..
• Hey Monday. I really hate you…..
• My room might seem messy but I know where everything is…..
• A Quiet Man Is A Thinking Man. A Quiet Woman Is Usually Mad…..
• I hate Mondays more than I hate Mondays…..
• I’M Going To Stand Outside. So If Anyone Asks, I Am Outstanding…..
• Buying chips nowadays means you’re effectively paying for air…..
• Math: Mental Abuse To Humans…..