- Be Warned: I’M Bored. This Could Get Dangerous…..
- Don’t Make Me Laugh. I’M Trying To Be Mad At You…..
- Behind every great man is an angry woman…..
- I am a supermodel. My home is my runway…..
- Life Is Short. Smile While You Still Have Teeth…..
- I am not to be approached before I’ve had my morning coffee…..
- When Life Gives You Lemons, break out the tequila…..
- I Am Brilliant Brunette With lots of blonde moments…..