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- I’m not avoiding work. I’m just on battery saver mode….
- I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine…..
- I’ll be back in 2 minutes. If I am not, read this message again…..
- I wanted to take over the world – but I overslept…..
- I hate my job more than I hate Mondays…..
- I hate people who use big words to appear fancy…..
- Earlier, I would go out and make excuses at home. Now the opposite happens…..
- I want to die on my own terms – in a club with a beer in my hand…..
- If you can’t convince them, confuse them…..
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