Funny Status in English

  • I’m not avoiding work. I’m just on battery saver mode….
  • I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine…..
  • I’ll be back in 2 minutes. If I am not, read this message again…..
  • I wanted to take over the world – but I overslept…..
  • I hate my job more than I hate Mondays…..
  • I hate people who use big words to appear fancy…..
  • Earlier, I would go out and make excuses at home. Now the opposite happens…..
  • I want to die on my own terms – in a club with a beer in my hand…..
  • If you can’t convince them, confuse them…..

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