Funny Status in English

  • Hey there! I’m using my brain…..
  • Using half my brain…..
  • Only using a couple of brain cells…..
  • This conversation doesn’t require me to use my brains…..
  • Today I’m on airplane mode. Do not disturb…..
  • The toilet is the most peaceful place in my house…..
  • Never take your ex back. Do you go to the junkyard to pick up stuff you threw away….

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