Funny Status in English

  • Never laugh at your wifeโ€™s choices.You are one of them…..
  • Funny by nature, funny by default…..
  • I canโ€™t remember what I said 5 minutes ago…..
  • Sorry about the drunken texts. My phone was hammered…..
  • If a bird hits your windshield, is it angry birds….
  • I have a plastic bag full of plastic bags at home…..
  • I try working out everyday but pancakes are just too delicious…..
  • Will sell my soul for waffles…..
  • My parents are like Google. They interrupt before I can complete a sentence…..

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