- I am attractive only to bugs…..
- Decided to burn calories today so I torched a fat kid…..
- I love you more than I love cake…..
- Google must be female – she knows everything…..
- If you love someone, set them free. If they return, set them on fire…..
- My life is one big LOL…..
- Not always available, try your luck…..
- Did Luis Suarez bite the Apple logo….