Funny Status in English

  • If a girl looks pretty in her Aadhaar card, marry her…..
  • Don’t commit the same mistakes. Make new ones…..
  • People say love is important, but so is oxygen…..
  • Don’t lie. Edit the truth…..
  • You call it cheating, for me it’s teamwork…..
  • Life is beautiful. from Friday to Monday…..
  • Installing love… 44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first…..
  • In high school I attended my favourite subjects, lunch, and recess…..
  • I text, but may not reply…..
  • Profile under construction…..

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