Funny Status in English

  • I’m not crazy this is how I am…..
  • Today everyone’s addicted to a drug called social media…..
  • Made a list not to forget anything then forgot where I put the list…..
  • My brain freezes when it’s exam time…..
  • Don’t drink and drive, smoke and fly….
  • My idea of solving a problem is eating it, drinking it or letting it go…..
  • Dazed and confused…..
  • Stealing the neighbour’s WiFi…..
  • Born to be wild…..

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