Karma Quotes in English

  • “Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.”
  • “My ideal relationship is with my bed: no arguments, just warmth.”
  • “Being single means fewer dishes to wash and less laundry to fold!”
  • “Being single is all fun and games until your friends start getting married.”
  • “Who needs a relationship when you can have an entire bed to yourself?”
  • “I’m in a long-term relationship with myself. We’re very happy, thank you.”
  • “They say love happens when you least expect it. Guess I’ll expect nothing!”
  • “Being single means my fridge stays stocked and my laundry basket is empty!”

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