- Common sense is like deodorant – the people who need it most never use it……
- I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun……
- Behind every successful man is a surprised woman……
- I had a long day, but nothing a cold shower won’t fix! Try it and thank me later……
- Don’t worry about me. I already do that job……
- I usually can’t wait to get back home every day……